Once upon a time lived a crocodile that was so lazy that he lost his brain. It said ‘’ I am not living with you any more, crocodile.’’ The crocodile replied, "I don’t care I don’t need you anyway.’’
So the brain stormed away and sighed, “Oh just don’t worry about him.”
The brain was walking along minding his own business when an orange hit him in the cerebrum. "Oww,’’ he bellowed.
Luckily, he landed on something soft, his crocodile.
“Ohh, I landed on something, WAIT who am I?”
He forgot who he was.
"HELP SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP.’’